Lion Heart.

Pantalunatic News reports today that Mr. Dick Small, well known Entrepreneur, Impresario and Celebrity Blogger, is in talks with DreamWets Animation SKG, with a proposal to restock Upper New York State with wild Lions.

Mr. Dick Small, whose family owned the Upper New York State Colony outright from the 14th to 17th centuries, before it was acquired by the United States in 1802 through the WePlanPot Purchase,  is keen to right the wrong perpetrated by his ancestors, who killed the entire wild Lion population by wrestling them naked as part of an initiation ceremony into the Colony commune.

Since a restock with actual wild Lions would be very expensive, and is considered NUTS,  Mr. Small is planning a restock with animated Lions, supplied by DreamWets Animation SKG.

It is also planned to offer naked wrestling tours during the summer months.