Wednesday, June 04, 2008

Sex, Travel & Demise Part Two.

Pantalunatic News reports breaking news Wednesday that Mr. Dick Small, well known Entrepreneur, Empresario and Celebrity Blogger has engaged well known English writer and creator of 'The Office', Ricky Gervais, to write scripts for his new production.

Mr. Dick Small and Ricky Gervais seen above in the Mammon Casino where the intense discussions concerning the new show were thrashed out.

The new show which is to be written in the 'Office' style, is to be set in a Graphics Design Sweatshop in Woonsocket, Rhode Island. Ricky and Mr. Small seen below checking out the set.

The new show, with a working title of 'I Hate You All, Why Don't You Fuck Off And Die', has an opening episode where the hated Deputy Manager of Management Information, is involved in a golfing fatality when a rogue air-conditioning unit falls from a new toilet installed in the International Space Station. On hearing this sad news, one witty employee was overheard making the quip, "An asshole in one".

10 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

WOW! Man i wish i could photoshop

5:04 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Um, I don't get it....

3:02 PM  
Blogger Sans Pantaloons said...

Cat, I trust your judgement.

Dick; sorry, the reference is this post of Jen's.

3:20 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nope. Sorry. Still not following...

3:47 PM  
Blogger Sans Pantaloons said...

Hopefully Jen will understand the subtle nuances of my delivery, the delicate puns, the shaded suggestions, the tacit approach, the air-conditioning unit falling on her bosses head...
Sheesh!

5:40 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don't think Jen understands "subtle nuances". She can be pretty thick sometimes.
Maybe it's the whole "Rhode Island" thing...

2:47 AM  
Blogger Teri said...

Is Jen the lead female?

4:29 PM  
Blogger Sans Pantaloons said...

Dick, shakes head...

Teri! I can't say too much, but yes, Jen is the star of the show.

1:11 PM  
Blogger Identity said...

And I thought it was just an elaborate story designed to deliver the punchline...I'm the thick one.

3:27 PM  
Blogger Sans Pantaloons said...

Identity, you are not thick. You paint an honest picture.

8:24 AM  

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