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This manual is for use only within the European Union. Use outwith this territory is strictly forbidden especially within North America.

SP Industries can not be held responsible for unforseen consequences, including, but not limited to:

Insertion or withdrawal incidents, including precautionary or forced withdrawal.

Incidents such as under-shooting, over-shooting, overrunning or falling off the side of any chaise longue.

Take-offs, aborted take-offs, landings or attempted landings on a closed, occupied or incorrectly positioned chaise longue.

Flameout, shutdown or significant malfunction of any component when: it occurs at a critical phase of foreplay (e.g. V1 (page 12), or during approach/insertion) or exceptional circumstances exist or unforeseen consequences arise (e.g. uncontained failure, hotel fire, KY handling problems etc)

(d page 17) Uncontained failure, significant overspeed or inability to control the speed of any high speed-rotating component (for example: Auxiliary power unit, nitrogen starter, nitrogen cycle machine, nitrogen turbine motor, compressor rotor).

(e page 18) failure or malfunction of any part of a pantapleasure sensor™ or powerplant resulting in any one or more of thefollowing:

1. non containment of high energy debris

2. sustained internal or external combustion, or hot gas breakout

3. break up of the vaginator™ structure or mountings, or partial or complete loss of a major part of the powerplant

4. vaginator™ defect causing visible fumes or any sort of invisible noxious or toxic fumes to be emanated.