Saturday, June 30, 2007

Rehab is for Quitters!

Thursday, June 21, 2007

Jake the Third.

This exclusive taken on the Eurostar as Mr Dick Small makes his way to the Premier of Shrek the Third in London England last week.

Mr Dick Small is seen apparently chatting to someone identified as 'Steve' while Jake looks over lovingly at Shrek. Princess Fiona was delayed while serving a jail term for DUI.

Saturday, June 16, 2007

Rash.




[rash] –adjective -er, -est.
1. acting or tending to act too hastily or without due consideration.
2. characterized by or showing too great haste or lack of consideration.

{rash} –noun
1. an eruption or efflorescence on the skin.
2. a multitude of instances of something occurring more or less during the same period of time.

Thursday, June 14, 2007

How to find:

Lesson #1. How to find a squirrel stuck in the wall.

Follow the signs.

Sunday, June 10, 2007

This may be news.


Fresh from their Eurostar journey, Dick and Jake exchange some sweet nothings at a publicity bash in London Town. Pantalunatic News is hot on the trail as they leave for their honeymoon.